The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy: Important Leaked Transition Document Received by the VRWC

 

 

President-Elect Obama’s Dream Cabinet (Proposed)

 

 

Department of Agriculture
Secretary Rennie Davis

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Department of the Interior
Secretary Tom Fonda-Hayden

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Department of Commerce
Secretary Franklin “The Juggler “ Raines

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Department of Justice
A. G. Jamie “Fannie” Gorelick

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Department of Defense
Secretary Colin ”Payback” Powell

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Department of Labor
Secretary Karl Marx

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Department of Education
Secretary William Ayers

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Department of State
Secretary Janet “Waco” Reno

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Department of Energy
Secretary Hugo Chavez

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Department of Transportation
Secretary Ted “Chappy” Kennedy

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Department of Health &
Human Services

Secretary Louis Farrakahn

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Department of the Treasury
Secretary George “Move On” Soros

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Department of
Homeland Security

Secretary Manny Ahmadinejad

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Department of
Veterans Affairs

Secretary John “Swifty” Kerry

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Department of Housing &
Urban Development

Secretary Jesse Jackson

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Cabinet Rank Members


The Vice President
Joe Biden

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Joey “Jobs” Biden

 

White House
Chief of Staff

Rham Emanuel

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“Rambo”

Office of Management
and Budget

Warren “ I’ll kick in the rest”  Buffett

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United States
Trade Representative

Ambassador Oprah Winfrey

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Environmental Protection Agency
Al “Forrest” Gore

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Office of National
Drug Control Policy

Abbie Hoffman

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